Ride Em’ Cowboy!!!! Yeeee Haaa Jeffery Campbell is a Cowboy and I want a ride dammit!

As we all know, I have a standing love affair with Jeffrey Campell. He is my man. My lover. My booty call. My night and shining armor. The wind beneath my m*tha frickin wings ok! 

You may say it’s bordering on obsession, so be it. I stalk him night and day, what’s so wrong with that. When he makes things for me that look like this boot, I mean really? What do you expect me to do? Just turn the other cheek? Run away? Deny my ever lasting love? 

I think not. 

I will remain obsessed and utterly devoted to this magnetic, earth shattering, heart racing, throw me against a wall orgasm creating, shoe man thank you. 

YEEE HAA!

Jeffrey Campbell Houston Tan Suede Fringe Binge High Heel Boots: $289

Houston, we have a solution: the Jeffrey Campbell Houston Tan Suede Fringe Binge High Heel Boots are the answer to all your boot wishes. Genuine suede in brownish tan has the perfect cowgirl boot shape, with a slightly round, slightly pointed toe and a sleek 17” tall shaft that reaches knee high. Four panels of fabulous fringe from knee to sole give you fringe benefits galore. 10.5” zipper at instep and 15” circumference at opening. 1/2” mini platform at toe teams up with the 3.75” (plus rubber tip) stacked wooden heel to make you reach for the sky. Cushioned insole is Handmade Ibiza Last. Non-skid rubber sole (with back-up rubber tips). Fit is true to size. Available in whole sizes only. Measurements are for a size 6. Leather upper. Balance man made. Imported.

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