FLAT-tery, will get you EVERYWHERE!

Boom Bam Back at it again, Mista Lova Lova aka Jeffrey Campbell to all ya’ll living on the moon who don’t know who the man is. 

He doeth very little wrong in my little black book of shoes, and the Skulltini is just a lithe reminder ladies of why you need to keep yo’ shoe game TIGHT! Let me repeat… TIIIIGHT!

I always discuss how flats do absolutely nothing for me, literally I’m 5’1 on a good day and I like to keep everything lengthy if you know what I mean. But give me a stud, a gold stud at that with multiples all over and SheRocS says, YUM YUM YUM GIMME SOME!

The red w/gold and black w/gold are obviously my favs, but the white are super dope too… I mean there is always a lil room in the shoe closet for flats right? They barely take up any room at all, so who’s to deny giving them a happy home and warm feet to slip onto every now and then?

Surely not I… surely not I.


Skulltini  $159.95


Hello there little lovelies… I must say TOPSHOP is usually pretty on the money for me most of the time and these are just another 3 reasons why I will stay loyal to my little British heart throb. 

The tangerine color is ridiculously bomb, great for summer, awesome transition into fall wardrobe with tights, wool socks, knee highs, etc… as well as the black w/gold and the nude, always great staples for any wardrobe. The ankle strap is just another sexy tidbit, that makes them that much more dope. I mean what kinda girl doesn’t love an ankle strap? Very flirtatious and the style and colors are ones that will last you more than just one season. 

Now hmm… which pair do you buy? One? Or all three? Well, 3 is my favorite number after all… 🙂 🙂 🙂 




  • Price: $130.00


He’s back at it again, or should I say, as always… Mr. Jeffrey Campbell coming correct with “Dorm” flat. The nail head studs and electric blue sole give it a whole new look in regards to the ‘oxford’ that has seemed to take over the SHOE-NIVERSE, but I am really, really diggin’ this version.

I don’t really do flats (unless it’s a sneaker, it’s a mental thing). I’m 5 ft 1/2 and in my brain that requires a little extra height at all times to round off everything, just right… But I love that the shoe itself isn’t too narrow, I have Fred Flintstone feet + the height deal makes most of the oxford/brogue shoes just not really work for me, but these beauties are a little fuller and have just the right amount of funk to make me seriously contemplate entering the “flats world”. I mean the sole alone is sure to get nothing but compliments, head turns and a plethora of stares. 

Get yo’ JC on people, he always i

Availability: In stock

  • Leather upper
  • Metal nail-head ornaments
  • 1-inch heel
  • Blue man-made sole
  • Imported

Fits true to size. If in between sizes, order up.


Topshop does it to me again and again and these babies are no exception. Yum. Yum. Yum. 

I always love a chunky heel because it makes my life and my feet so happy. Definitely a heel you can get down in, walk all day in and just admire all day while they are on your feel . 

For sure feelin’ the clear accents (better have your foot game as in toes & moisturizer ladies if you wanna rock these) and the metallic accents. I’m a shoe whore and these babies can get all my money, all day e’ry day.



Oh how I love these.

A peep toe + platform + neon = HEAVEN, cometh down upon my little feet of mine. 

Dear God, 

Please deliver these to my door step. I would be ever so appreciative and my faith in you would grow immensely more that it already is. Your little angels would love to see me in these for the summer and I know I would do Mrs. God justice by showing her how style is done down on your beloved earth that you so graciously created for us mere humans. 

Love you mucho!



HUBBA HUBBA, these are some HOT SEX ON A PLATTER heels. Neon… a love and color after my own heart forever and a day, you have done me well in these lovely Celine numbers. 

Ok, so ladies + gents… NEON goes way back (not just the last few fashion seasons and Jenna Lyons insanely dope and genius idea to add pops of it all over J.Crew), 80s + 90s babies you know what I’m talking about.

NEON has been around for a minute and is always a dope way to add a POP (literally) to you style, outfit of the day, night etc… Please allow it to come into your life. 

Embrace it. It isn’t going anywhere. 



Ladies, ladies, ladies… for those of us, you, me, anyone on this earth who doesn’t have one ounce of fat on their BOOOOOOOOOODIES and may not have the luxury of wearing, lets say a cut out dress, with slits right along… hmmm, the back side of yo a$$, or across yo tum tum… I have a solution. 


In this case, a cut out wedged platform by Michael Antonio and I must say this is quite the cut out wedged platform if I do say so myself.

YUM YUM GIMME SOME baby. I’m all about comfort, height, style and sex appeal for my legs and booty-tang and um, these are kinda doing all of the above for me. If you are one who has not “dared” try the platform yet, um ladies you are doing yourself a dis-service.

You may be thinking to yourself… “They are sooooo high” (waaaa) or “They look painfully tall, my feet would never last an hour“… that is where you are dead wrong sister… they are super comfortable and your toesies will last WAY longer than let’s say a stiletto… trust me, I am 5 ft nada and these types of heels are my fav. You will be taller than most (my fav), but it’s kinda great looking down on the little people for once (for me anyways), even if it’s only while wearing these bad boys, alas it is an amazing feeling.

You DO though need to have excellent balance as you will come into situations such as eg. the New York City F’d up curb, or the ever so lovely person who is not paying attention while walking and you need to dodge them, alas perhaps an oncoming cab or car running a light comes your way and you have to put some pep in your step,… these types of occurrences will require you to manuever at a quicker, more graceful pace or manner, but YOU CAN DO IT, I have faith in you and so does our lovely and fabulous friend, Mr. Michael Antonio, so cut-it-out already… get your platform on!

Michael Antonio Studio Gallista Black Velvet Cutout Platforms – $149.00

Those other cutouts don’t make the cut once you’ve seen the Michael Antonio Studio Gallista Black Velvet Cutout Platforms! Gorgeous laser cutouts form an intricate web-work from peep toe to ankle, with tonal top-stitching to trace every nook and crannie. Black velvet adds that extra touch of elegance (as if you needed more). 3.25” zipper at heel has a fabulous tassel pull. Wrapped 2.5” super platform accentuates the 5.5” chunky heel (with rubber tip). Cushioned insole. Non-skid velvet sole. Fit is true to size (round down if you’re between sizes). Available in whole and half sizes. Measurements are for a size 6. All vegan friendly, man made materials. Imported.


Oh SNAP, I think I’m seeing STARS!

Yep, definitely kinda seeing some type of celestial beings floating around, nope…nope… not my eyes…. not my head…. oh yes Lord, thank you Jesus! Hallelujah dear sweet God!! It’s my feet!

Mr. JC (Jeffrey Campbell for those of you not “in the know”) none other than my fantastical shoe side piece, shhh he doesn’t really know I use that way to speak about him just yet, alas …. he has taken the stars from the heavens above themselves and so gently placed them (in gold no less, thank you lover) abreast these wedged-bootie wonders. So now I can truly feel what it must be like to walk in heaven, on earth. 

I really just do not know how someone can continue to reach deep within the realms of my SOLE (yes, SOLE, not SOUL) and constantly bring my dreams to life. 

It is you my ever dearest JC, always and only you. 

Sweet dreams my love. 



Jeffrey Campbell Kelsey – Black Suede Gold Studded Wedges – $246.00

Sometimes when you reach for the stars, you come up with a treasure like the Jeffrey Campbell Kelsey-ST Black Suede Gold Studded Wedges! Absolutely irresistible upper has a cowgirl-inspired, mule shape in black suede with a wealth of golden studs in a stars and spikes motif. Pull-on style has tabs at either side of the ankle, with cute covered buttons for extra class, plus a covered elastic slingback at the heel for an unbelievably comfy fit that stays in place! Peep toe and deep cutout vamp are trimmed in black whip-stitching for that perfect finishing touch. Hidden wood platform grows from 1.5” at vamp to 5.5” at wedge heel (plus rubber tip). Fit is true to size (round down if you’re between sizes). Available in whole and half sizes. Measurements are for a size 6. Leather upper. Balance man made. Imported.
*Jeffrey Campbell also makes them in this amazing floral print as well – 

Let’s Get Ready to “RUMBLE” !!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been lovin’ these LOVER Jeffery Campbell’s “Rumble” Booties for a while now. When I first saw the green style a month or so ago, I did a little dance. Literally, I love the simplicity … Continue reading

Ride Em’ Cowboy!!!! Yeeee Haaa Jeffery Campbell is a Cowboy and I want a ride dammit!

As we all know, I have a standing love affair with Jeffrey Campell. He is my man. My lover. My booty call. My night and shining armor. The wind beneath my m*tha frickin wings ok! 

You may say it’s bordering on obsession, so be it. I stalk him night and day, what’s so wrong with that. When he makes things for me that look like this boot, I mean really? What do you expect me to do? Just turn the other cheek? Run away? Deny my ever lasting love? 

I think not. 

I will remain obsessed and utterly devoted to this magnetic, earth shattering, heart racing, throw me against a wall orgasm creating, shoe man thank you. 


Jeffrey Campbell Houston Tan Suede Fringe Binge High Heel Boots: $289

Houston, we have a solution: the Jeffrey Campbell Houston Tan Suede Fringe Binge High Heel Boots are the answer to all your boot wishes. Genuine suede in brownish tan has the perfect cowgirl boot shape, with a slightly round, slightly pointed toe and a sleek 17” tall shaft that reaches knee high. Four panels of fabulous fringe from knee to sole give you fringe benefits galore. 10.5” zipper at instep and 15” circumference at opening. 1/2” mini platform at toe teams up with the 3.75” (plus rubber tip) stacked wooden heel to make you reach for the sky. Cushioned insole is Handmade Ibiza Last. Non-skid rubber sole (with back-up rubber tips). Fit is true to size. Available in whole sizes only. Measurements are for a size 6. Leather upper. Balance man made. Imported.